Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Morgan Pressel Cinderellas From John Kennedy Into Tiger Woods

As Yogi Berra said: "It is not over till it's over." At the moment it looks like earthlings are in the process, the dinasours the extinction of the nuclear world war 3 and its aftermath nuclear winter then ultraviolet summer follow. It is not over till it's over. Just ask Morgan Pressel.

18-year-old blonde pixie Morgan Pressel was on the 18th Green yesterday at the first major women's golf tournament of the year, the Kraft Nabisco Dinah Shore at 2 under par in theTime was the Norwegian golfer Suzann Pettersen on 15 Hole to go with a four-shot lead with four holes to Morgan Pressel. It was at that moment that Morgan Pressel late mother, Kathy Krickstein golden fairy dust picked up her bag and sprinkled it all over the Mission Hills Golf Course Rancho Mirage, California.

Morgan Pressel said: "My mother is always with me, and I know that it makes me proud." Lost two years ago, Morgan's 42-year-old mother, her battle with breast cancerand Morgan is from her dad and her pathologist Herb Krickstein bubi Evelyn Krickstein Morgan kept his hand raised, as they solemnly into the lake at 18, after Morgan was held as the youngest champion ever in the Ladies' Golf. Q: How was the jump in the pond? "Said Morgan," wet and cold, but I want to do it again. "

For those who do not believe in curses, go over the Kennedy family and the family of Anna Nicole Smith show. The only wayDannielynn Smith for upwards Caroline Kennedy would now if they are on a piece of gefilte fish at the Seder today evening as the sister of John F. Kennedy throttle.

Two years ago, the 16-year-old Morgan Pressel was standing in the middle of the 18th Fairway at the U.S. Open tied with Birdie Kim for the lead. Birdie was 10 miles out of the hole in the right green side bunker, where Birdie Morgan Pressel blew the brains out with a magical ball bunker shot into the bottom of the cupsnatched victory away from Morgan, as she had in his pocket, looked up. The strange thing is how often this happens in the Gulf. Greg Norman shot in the head in the Masters playoff when Larry Mize shot an impossible pitch hole in the PGA, when Paul Azinger an impossible bunker shot on 18 and holed out in Hawaii, when Robert Gamez rubbed salt into the holes in Greg's bullet ridden head holing from 175 yards to 18.

Equally remarkable is the Gulf, how many times players fall down comingthe track. This coming Sunday 8th April 2007 is Easter Sunday Masters. They say that the master back to start the nine on Sunday. The Golf Tiger Woods Messiah says that his Buddhist faith helped him to forget himself, the track and Zen in the zone. Tiger Woods is for holding his composure, while around him crack under the pressure of indescribable known. Johnny Miller's would always talk about coming into his time as Arnold Palmer or Lee Trevino or Tom WatsonCharges as the secretariat on Sunday with a 64 and, as now, the average score of the game partner of Tiger Woods in the final group is 79 Tiger Woods has sold his soul to Satan? If Budddhism recognize Satan? If not, that he, the guy behind the red ropes with the horns and pointed tail who smells like sulfur.

The Jewish name for demons is the "dybbuk". Morgan Pressel said that her Jewish faith is very important to them. Jewish people wear red Bendel, red ribbons to ward off evil spirits.Morgan Pressel is the first Jewish Major champion when Cory Pavin, are born a born-again Christian. This week Pope Benedict XVI, said that there are hell and demons. The Pope will be silent with holy water and smoke and more than 217 other rituals this week to the Vatican by evil spirits, not to mention his Callaway golf hat clean. The most blatant showing off about supernatural beings came at Winged Foot on 18, when the late Davis Love Jr., the 18th Green is celebrating his son's first major indoorPGA title with a magical rainbow.

The Zapruder film shows Satan himself shooting the magic bullet that from the green hills in the head of John F. Kennedy. The question is: "Join legendary occur together because the winner sells his soul to Satan, or because the winner was blessed by God and the archangels Michael, Gabriel, Uriel and Raphael, or because an evil man cursed the leader or suffered because of the leaders either shattering nerves or mental defect? "Yesterday in the Dinah ShoreSuzann Pettersen closed bogey, double bogey, bogey and then parred the par 5, the 18th Morgan Pressel birdies. Suzann Pettersen was the first golfer from Oslo Norway, is in the south of Norway to hell. Hell Norway is located east of Greenland, which melted during the Dinah Shore.

Tiger Woods won the British Open and PGA and the latest is this week for his third consecutive major championship and his second Tiger Slam. Tiger Woods won 3 straight U.S. Amateurs. At 16, Morgan Pressel wonThe U.S. women's amateur. In the age of 12, Morgan Pressel became the youngest person ever to qualify for the U.S. Woman's Open. They did not come from nowhere. It's just that everyone was focused on Michelle Wie for her wonderful length off the tee. Unfortunately, Michelle can not chip or putt, and they lost Dave Pelz telephone number.

Carnoustie Scotland is located west of Oslo, Norway. In 1999 came at the British Open in Carnoustie Scotland Jean Van de Velde to 18 Holerequire only a double bogey to win the Claret Jug and immortality. Curtis Strange was announced in the cabin of his hair to make decisions ribs Jean Van de Velde. Jean Van de Velde could have won the British Open play 18 with his 7 iron. On 18 Jean Van de Velde hit an OK drive into the rough and play smart, was to use a wege in order to lay before the Barry Burn, the pond guarding the 18th From there he could have chipped in and even three-putted for 6 and victory. Instead, Jean Van de Veldetook 2 iron from the bag. If Tiger Woods had done that their Kiwi caddy Stevie Williams had rugby tackled Tiger Woods into the dirt around him down, gave him the wedge and judge him on the left. God helps those who help themselves. They give no babies in the womb methadone. He leads them to bad choices later in life, no matter how much money they have.

Jean Van de Velde prefers to wear his 2-iron to 18, the water from the rough. His fly ball to right,Hits the stands, jumped happily from the rocks in the river Barry Burn and landed in the rough behind the burn. He'd only pitch from the tall grass on the green, three putt and walk with the trophy. Van de Velde then go play his pitch shot to the river in front of the green. He is now rolls up his pants into shorts, takes off his shoes and socks and wading into the burn goes. He eventually decides to take a drop and 4 can still be up and down for the victory. SomehowHe loosened his chip shot into the trap. How to get a miracle, Van de Velde blew within 6 feet and blow holes in the triple-bogey at the British Open playoff.

The Scottish fans were excited because the recipients of the Gulf embolism were American Justin Leonard and Scotsman Paul Lawrie. Paul Lawrie went to the 3-man playoff for the British Open win, relying on the luck of the Irish and the four clover in his pocket. Yesterday, the recipient of Suzann hasPettersen last 4-hole collapse, and advance into the right trees was Morgan Pressel, the little lady who had her brains blown out by Birdie Kim two years ago at the U.S. Open. You say that like in the Gulf luck but if that were true, then Greg Norman would at least have won a green jacket. Greg Norman also threw a 6 shot Sunday Masters to Nick Faldo. As Yogi Berra said: "It is not over till it's over" and "If the world was not perfect, itwill. "



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